People that deserve a hoard of slobbering, fire breathing, demon monkeys

As promised, this post will be about the people and things that should be eradicated by demon monkeys! Oh, happy day!

-Ahem- Aaaaaand here we go!

Over Zealous Glee Fans
You love Glee. You think its the bee's knees and the cat's meow. I get it. But when your every other Facebook post is about how Glee is the best thing of your life and you love the characters and anyone who doesn't watch it is stupid and blah blah blah, I want to slap you in the face with a dead fish.

Fan Girls
Fan girls come in many shapes, sizes, and obsessions. They are generally 13-15, have high pitched banshee voices, and will berate you for 12 hours if you say one negative thing about whatever they're obsessed with. Beware of these irritating little monsters and if you hear "OH EM GEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" in an octave only slightly lower than what only your dog can hear, RUN.

Twilight Moms
I shouldn't even have to elaborate on this, but I will. You, dear reader, have probably seen this either online, or if you're incredibly unlucky, in person. A "Twi-Mom" is a woman in her mid 40's, married with children, in love with a fictional 17 year old vampire (Edward), and this vampire happens to be targeted at a 14 year old demographic. This is so wrong on so many different levels. Twi-mom's probably have kids as old as their fictional love interest, first of all. Second, Edward has the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Third, and most importantly, HE IS NOT REAL. Please get a reality check and move on.

Delusional Fan Girls
This is a whole other category from normal fan girls. These fan girls have delusions of the object of their interest loving them back. They are anywhere from 12-20. They will frequently say things such as "back off of my husband!!!", "don't even think about my man!!!!!", "when I meet him, he'll fall in love with me too and we'll run off together!!!", or "that bitch he's dating needs to step off!!!!".
These girls make me want to *facepalm*.
He will never love you. He will never know you exist. He is so completely unobtainable. You are better off dating a walrus.

People Who Argue With Significant Others On The Dorm Walkway
You are loud. My window is open. I hear EVERYTHING YOU SAY, and I really don't care. Please go away. I'm not trying to eavesdrop, but you sound like a troop of howler monkeys getting attacked by hyenas while listening to death metal.
Yes, I do like monkeys.
Moving on.

People Who Shove Their Beliefs on You
You're a vegetarian? Fantastic! I'm a carnivore, and I'm perfectly happy with that. Yes, I eat things with a face. Leave me alone. 


Oh, there are plenty more things that annoy the hell out of me, but I figure this post is long enough.
Until next time.

Sleeping is such a waste of time

So today I was asked, "Why don't you ever sleep?"

Well, for one, I'm an insomniac. I have sleeping pills, but I hate taking them because they make me groggy. Secondly, sleeping is such a waste of time! Humans could get so much more done if they never had to sleep!

Just imagine it...an extra 8ish hours every day to get stuff done. Homework, inventions, reading; the possibilities are endless. This would only work, however, if humans didn't get tired. Or procrastinate so much.

I don't know about you, lovely readers, but my best ideas come at night. That's when I get inspired to blog, or write anything really. I get these ideas and concepts and just so much rushes into my head in the dead of night to do. But, I try to get sleep so I'm not zombie status the next day in classes. So oftentimes, my ideas and projects I want to start get postponed or forgotten.

This is such a drag to me. I realllllly want to do something, but I tell myself, no Becca, you need to sleep or angry dinosaur monsters from the 7th dimension of hell will come and eat your toes if you don't sleep.

Or something like that.

Anyways...

It's getting to be that time again where I need to choose between taking a sleepy time pill or laying in the dark for 4 hours not sleeping.

On the upside, I think my next post will be a randomly compiled list of things that make me want to unleash a hoard of slobbering, fire breathing, demon monkies on people! Hooray!

PS: I know you're totally jealous of my artistic skills. Its okay. Not everyone can be this good.

:)

OmG i LyKe ToTaLlY lUv HiM!!!1!11!1!!!1!

You can probably guess what this post is going to be about based on the title.

Now, I don't have many pet peeves, but this one really irks me. I cannot stand it when girls say things like "I love him sooooo much!!!" after being with a guy for 2 weeks. That is not love, dear children. That is a crush.

I have one friend who constantly posts on Facebook about how she loves this guy so much and is going to marry him. Then, a week or two later, she's posting about how this guy has broken her heart, it'll never be mended, blah blah blah. And then the cycle begins again.

One month, she was saying how she was going to be an army wife. Then her heart was irreparably broken. Then she met a new guy the next month, and suddenly she was thinking of a summer wedding. I mean, really? And that is ALL she posts about these days. So irritating.

Not only is it irritating, but it also gives the rest of us females a bad name. I'm engaged to be married, and I'm serious about it. But because of females such as her, no one takes me seriously and thinks it will be short lived. Which makes me sad, but also determined to show them that we aren't all shallow brainless twits.

So that was my rant of the day. What are your pet peeves?

Good day, insomniacs

Hello there. I see you have somehow stumbled upon my modest blog, most likely by mistake. Hey, come on in, make yourself comfortable, I don't bite. Or do I? I suppose you wouldn't know, dear reader, for I am new to you. 


Here you will find my commentary to the life that goes on around me. You'll read my opinions on matters that you probably don't care about. I'm blunt, opinionated, sarcastic, and on occasion, funny. 


Allow me to introduce myself. I am an observer. I see the things and hear the things that you don't think twice about telling me. I'm the one you come to for advice because you trust I'll never tell. I'm content-oriented. I know you better than you think. I'm the one you don't pay much attention to, because on the surface I am frivolous, in this place at least. 


Here, I wear a mask, and it never slips. I play my part and you never know the difference. Here I am who I need to be. One day, in some place, the facade will fall away. 


But for now, I am Rebecca.  


It's a pleasure to meet you.